cursedcatimages:

(via snatchedweaves)

miki-whats-good:

beyonslayed:

manuvers:

flinnyfloo:

localstarboy:

Her reaction to getting caught cheating is the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂😂😂

Girl these moments made me SCREAM

she’s a libra

“This morning.”

qenan:

(via lexington--)

mens-rights-activia:

hyrude:

accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice cream as broth. it’s divine. also i woke up in the middle of the night and made it to the bathroom about .5 seconds before shitting myself so. pluses and minuses

(via heart)

orcpresident:

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

(Source: slimmetra, via deadsperm)

diaryofandnwoman:

(via black-footed)

milotickle:

dykecunt:

my third eye is my vagina

And it is wide open

(via softwaring)